The day is finally here – my last day of employment. Not to worry, it’s not a termination or forced retirement, it’s actually my own retirement! After working at the company for 30 years, I’m finally moving on to greener pastures! A vacation to Florida, relaxed lifestyle, and empty nester mentality awaits me.
And the gifts are quite fitting for my retirement. Some are serious, some are useful, and some are downright hilarious. MY co-workers are definitely going to be missed especially after these hijinks. My boss got me a gold watch, my intern got me a Mont Blanc pen (don’t know how she could afford that!), and my closest colleague got me a three years supply of male enhancement pills! I can’t tell you how hilarious it was to open a box filed with the top male enhancement products around! The whole office was rolling on the floor. At first, I was shocked at the gift of the best penis pills out there, but after getting over the shock, I was surprised that he thought I would only need a three years supply and not a lifetime one! Maybe he thinks retirement and sexual enhancement go hand in hand. Or maybe I just spilled the beans about my love life to him too much!
Needless to say, his gift was the funniest and probably will be the most useful! Anyone that says sexual pills aren’t the most useful of all retirement gifts obviously hasn’t experienced retirement… nor have they worked in my office!